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Almost 30

I am 30 years old in exactly 80 days. I have had writers block for 10 years. Yes, I still call myself a writer. Ladies love writers.
We can thank Hank Moody from Californication for this Godsend. With such an alcoholic, sex addicted role model running around shoving his dick in every willing vagina he could find it opened up a world of possibilities for us hopeful and aspiring writers... I have had writers block for 10 years, I still call myself a writer. No I have never got laid by telling a girl I'm a writer. I do have a lot of sex though, more than I will admit... Ok I'm lying, I plan on admitting every sticky detail in due time... And for the low low price of reading this blog, all this information shall be yours! *crowd goes wild*

This is my first post. It's not much and is definitely not worth reading. Hopefully by the time anyone finds this blog it will have taken you a good few hours to get this far back and you already want to name your first born after me because of all the awesome you just read... Hello *waves* my name is Greg, I am 30 years old in exactly 80 days. I have had writers block for 10 years.