Does anyone else have a similar mindset in the sense that everyone on this planet is a piece of shit and you wish they were all dead? Except like literally 5 people, the ones you tolerate because they good peeps, and you know you can trust them which is a bonus. I hate going places, hate having to interact with people, but I am really good at it. When I'm in a situation where people are around I handle my biz, but the rest of the time literally picturing all of humanity burning in flames so I don't have to answer my phone whenever it rings.. I mean I don't answer it anyway, mainly because its always someone trying to sell me something. Besides that I pick up for my mom but who doesn't? You're vaginally obligated. It's in the rules.
#extrovert #introvert #shit #dead #tolerate #burning #flames #phoneamiright? #mom #vaginallyobligated
Tuesday, 25 July 2017
Thursday, 6 April 2017
It's the Greg and Dave shooooooow... Featuring, Greg and Daaaaaaaave
Episode 1 - "Terrified my poo's for years"
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Dude.. is this funny
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Read the whole thing through
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: follow the prompts
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hoping your sounds on.. for effect
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hi dave
[21:02, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol greg what are younsoing
[21:02, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Hi greg
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and this time in english please dave
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hahaha
[21:03, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol fuck you
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: eat my dick
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: :D
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but first
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: read this.. is it funny
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: i made myself laugh
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: which isnt new
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: okay shut the fuck up
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: beep haha
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: okay
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: shhh
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Holy shit, I've just actually figured out the meaning of life. What our purpose on the planet is. Breed the most attractive and intelligent spawn we can. That's why we procreate, slowly moving our way up the line to more attractive and spawnable with people. I don't know if that's a real word or not but fuck it.
[21:04, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: it makes you say butt fuck it in your brain
[21:04, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and you know you heard it
[21:05, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ok so you are saying you keep porking till you pop out a good looking baby
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: well
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: the best you can
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: in your lifetime
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: which.. lets be honest, isnt as long as we presumed
[21:06, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: was only checking if the butt fuck it was funny.. butt fuck you dave, NO IMAGINATION!
[21:06, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: But fuckit greg it wasnt
[21:07, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: On a scale of one to lemmy from motor head how drunk are you
[21:08, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://hugelolcdn.com/i/34234.gif
[21:08, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: thats how fast my clothes would come off if I was a while girl in the city
[21:09, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: If I had force powers I would totally do that. Or even better question would you use it to finger chicks or cause dudes to get awkward boners
[21:10, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: And is it gay if you use it to jack off dudes
[21:10, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: definitely poke people in the ass while they take a dump.. always a fear of anyone, id grab their balls but that would be too terrifying.. Grudge style ugh
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and well, you're not touching them
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: so ruling says no
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: not gay
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: unless you get off on it
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: then just a lil gay
[21:11, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Oh jesus thanks for giving me a new thing to fear when taking a shit
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: how have you never thought about a hand
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: dude.. terrified my poos for years
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: YEARS
[21:12, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: It could be handy if you are constipated.
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: dude
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: its a strangers hand
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I mean
[21:13, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: You don't know where that fuckers been
[21:13, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It could be a hobo's hand Dave, a hobo's
[21:14, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Why would he be in the bowl
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://img.pandawhale.com/post-24479-crazy-hobo-fighter-gif-pl1J.gif
[21:14, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Does he live there? Does he need a sandwich?
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Well it is a hypothetical question dude
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: so yea
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: he'll probably take a hypothetical sandwich
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: he's been down there for awhile I presume
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: ZOMG
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: trying to copy paste this conversation DID NOT WORK
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: ive decided to make our conversations public
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: see what happens
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: haha
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ha ha ha that's awesome and a terrible idea
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Welcome to the GAMESHOW DAAAAVE
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: awesomely terrible.. I know.. thought the same
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but then I was like weeeeeeeell
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: So you definitely are lemmy drunk
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: First episode is called
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Episode 1 - "Terrified my poo's for years"
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ha ha ha
[21:20, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but when you copy paste from whatsapp you gotta clear all the usernames and time and shit.. its a fucking ballache.. from every msg
[21:20, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: unless you print screen each slide.. even that is a god damn ball ache
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: GOT THE BLOG READY AND EVERYTHING
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: WE MUST LAUNCH!
[21:21, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: LAUNCH
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://media.giphy.com/media/oaPcDncoLfgjK/giphy.gif
[21:21, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: I think podcasts with topics isn't a bad idea.
[21:22, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Your moms a podcast
[21:23, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Do you still not let your feet dangle off the edge of the bed. I have read that a lot of people still don't. I sure as fuck don't and I'm a grown man. Living by yourself can be terrifying.
[21:29, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Right! No doubt about that, you must hear the fucking wind this side.. Sleeping beautifully, thinking about cocktails on the beach with some squish when HOLY SHIT WELCOME TO VIETNAM BRAH! Shit starts slamming, you think Liam Neeson's about to bust his daughter out the next room.
[21:31, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Why do you have his daughter....
[21:31, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Well.. Not right now
[21:32, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: She did make me lunch though, sweet girl
[21:33, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Dude. I fucking swear something was in my room the other night. Made me shit myself and for some reason cover my feet. What the fuck kind defense mechanism is that. Intruder alert! Quick cover the feet it's my only weak spot.
[21:33, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Feet turtling I call it.
[21:35, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I call it move your fucking feet coz the motherfucker gonna get your feet defense.
[21:36, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-03-2015/iM4kIq.gif
[21:37, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol what the fuck gifs are you finding
[21:37, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Remember to zig zag if anything does touch you.. It's the safest way
[21:37, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It's the best I can do Dave.. fuck
[21:41, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: How do you zigzag if you are taking a shit
[21:42, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I want to say carefully
[21:42, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but that shit is going everywhere regardless
[21:43, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: it's like a very brittle tail... made out of shit
[21:44, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://media.giphy.com/media/YfeGwzt0nrbuU/giphy.gif
[21:45, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: I'm not sure who made that or why they needed a gif of a cat taking a shit. But I will drink to that.
[21:46, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: This is the kind of thing the government doesn't want you seeing.
[21:55, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Bitch what's your email?
[21:56, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: You definitely want to proof read before I send
[21:57, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Shits live yo
[21:58, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol
[21:59, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Nah you go nuts. But
[22:00, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: You should use a pseudonym
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I'll be Batman
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It's a little more believable than you being Batman
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: No offence
[22:04, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Well if I had a face like yours I would want a full mask as well.
[22:06, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Touche
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Dude.. is this funny
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Read the whole thing through
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: follow the prompts
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hoping your sounds on.. for effect
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hi dave
[21:02, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol greg what are younsoing
[21:02, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Hi greg
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and this time in english please dave
[21:02, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: hahaha
[21:03, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol fuck you
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: eat my dick
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: :D
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but first
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: read this.. is it funny
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: i made myself laugh
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: which isnt new
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: okay shut the fuck up
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: beep haha
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: okay
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: shhh
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: .
[21:03, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Holy shit, I've just actually figured out the meaning of life. What our purpose on the planet is. Breed the most attractive and intelligent spawn we can. That's why we procreate, slowly moving our way up the line to more attractive and spawnable with people. I don't know if that's a real word or not but fuck it.
[21:04, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: it makes you say butt fuck it in your brain
[21:04, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and you know you heard it
[21:05, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ok so you are saying you keep porking till you pop out a good looking baby
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: well
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: the best you can
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: in your lifetime
[21:05, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: which.. lets be honest, isnt as long as we presumed
[21:06, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: was only checking if the butt fuck it was funny.. butt fuck you dave, NO IMAGINATION!
[21:06, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: But fuckit greg it wasnt
[21:07, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: On a scale of one to lemmy from motor head how drunk are you
[21:08, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://hugelolcdn.com/i/34234.gif
[21:08, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: thats how fast my clothes would come off if I was a while girl in the city
[21:09, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: If I had force powers I would totally do that. Or even better question would you use it to finger chicks or cause dudes to get awkward boners
[21:10, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: And is it gay if you use it to jack off dudes
[21:10, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: definitely poke people in the ass while they take a dump.. always a fear of anyone, id grab their balls but that would be too terrifying.. Grudge style ugh
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: and well, you're not touching them
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: so ruling says no
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: not gay
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: unless you get off on it
[21:11, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: then just a lil gay
[21:11, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Oh jesus thanks for giving me a new thing to fear when taking a shit
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: how have you never thought about a hand
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: dude.. terrified my poos for years
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: YEARS
[21:12, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: It could be handy if you are constipated.
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: dude
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: its a strangers hand
[21:12, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I mean
[21:13, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: You don't know where that fuckers been
[21:13, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It could be a hobo's hand Dave, a hobo's
[21:14, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Why would he be in the bowl
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://img.pandawhale.com/post-24479-crazy-hobo-fighter-gif-pl1J.gif
[21:14, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Does he live there? Does he need a sandwich?
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Well it is a hypothetical question dude
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: so yea
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: he'll probably take a hypothetical sandwich
[21:14, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: he's been down there for awhile I presume
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: ZOMG
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: trying to copy paste this conversation DID NOT WORK
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: ive decided to make our conversations public
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: see what happens
[21:18, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: haha
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ha ha ha that's awesome and a terrible idea
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Welcome to the GAMESHOW DAAAAVE
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: awesomely terrible.. I know.. thought the same
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but then I was like weeeeeeeell
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: So you definitely are lemmy drunk
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: First episode is called
[21:19, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Episode 1 - "Terrified my poo's for years"
[21:19, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Ha ha ha
[21:20, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but when you copy paste from whatsapp you gotta clear all the usernames and time and shit.. its a fucking ballache.. from every msg
[21:20, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: unless you print screen each slide.. even that is a god damn ball ache
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: GOT THE BLOG READY AND EVERYTHING
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: WE MUST LAUNCH!
[21:21, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: LAUNCH
[21:21, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://media.giphy.com/media/oaPcDncoLfgjK/giphy.gif
[21:21, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: I think podcasts with topics isn't a bad idea.
[21:22, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Your moms a podcast
[21:23, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Do you still not let your feet dangle off the edge of the bed. I have read that a lot of people still don't. I sure as fuck don't and I'm a grown man. Living by yourself can be terrifying.
[21:29, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Right! No doubt about that, you must hear the fucking wind this side.. Sleeping beautifully, thinking about cocktails on the beach with some squish when HOLY SHIT WELCOME TO VIETNAM BRAH! Shit starts slamming, you think Liam Neeson's about to bust his daughter out the next room.
[21:31, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Why do you have his daughter....
[21:31, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Well.. Not right now
[21:32, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: She did make me lunch though, sweet girl
[21:33, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Dude. I fucking swear something was in my room the other night. Made me shit myself and for some reason cover my feet. What the fuck kind defense mechanism is that. Intruder alert! Quick cover the feet it's my only weak spot.
[21:33, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Feet turtling I call it.
[21:35, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I call it move your fucking feet coz the motherfucker gonna get your feet defense.
[21:36, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-03-2015/iM4kIq.gif
[21:37, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol what the fuck gifs are you finding
[21:37, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Remember to zig zag if anything does touch you.. It's the safest way
[21:37, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It's the best I can do Dave.. fuck
[21:41, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: How do you zigzag if you are taking a shit
[21:42, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I want to say carefully
[21:42, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: but that shit is going everywhere regardless
[21:43, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: it's like a very brittle tail... made out of shit
[21:44, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: https://media.giphy.com/media/YfeGwzt0nrbuU/giphy.gif
[21:45, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: I'm not sure who made that or why they needed a gif of a cat taking a shit. But I will drink to that.
[21:46, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: This is the kind of thing the government doesn't want you seeing.
[21:55, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Bitch what's your email?
[21:56, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: You definitely want to proof read before I send
[21:57, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Shits live yo
[21:58, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Lol
[21:59, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Nah you go nuts. But
[22:00, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: You should use a pseudonym
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: I'll be Batman
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: It's a little more believable than you being Batman
[22:01, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: No offence
[22:04, 4/6/2017] Davidouche: Well if I had a face like yours I would want a full mask as well.
[22:06, 4/6/2017] <-- This Guy: Touche
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